There are days that I feel are very indicative of my life...this morning for example when I was walking from my office to get my tea and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror on the back of my door (you know the one responsible for all those phone pregnancy pics? yeah, that one.) Anyhow, thank heavens for that mirror because this is what I saw:
Yes, I am trying to draw your attention to the dark spot that would
be hovering on my shirt around my nipple area. It's yelling, "Look at
me!" My first thought was, "Oh my gosh, my nipple is bleeding!" Standard
reaction, no? After pregnancy and breastfeeding I have come to realize
my nipples are agents of their own accord and they are not to be trusted
- so this really did seem like a plausible option. But I came to my
sense and went in for a closer look, nope - everything was good. What
was that spot??? I looked in the pocket of my shirt - what the??
You guys - I ate a banana chocolate chip muffin and in true
lady-like fashion I must have had crumbs drop on my shirt, and one such
crumb was a sole chocolate chip. That little chocolate chip found a home
in my pocket and thanks to the heat I naturally radiate - started to
I nearly died laughing. All by myself. In my office.
So I did what anyone would naturally do - I took a picture so I could share it with you. Aren't you happy?
Moral of the story - nipples and banana muffins are never to be trusted, particularly if chocolate is involved.
The Dirty Nip