Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Of course...

There are days that I feel are very indicative of my life...this morning for example when I was walking from my office to get my tea and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror on the back of my door (you know the one responsible for all those phone pregnancy pics? yeah, that one.) Anyhow, thank heavens for that mirror because this is what I saw:

Yes, I am trying to draw your attention to the dark spot that would be hovering on my shirt around my nipple area. It's yelling, "Look at me!" My first thought was, "Oh my gosh, my nipple is bleeding!" Standard reaction, no? After pregnancy and breastfeeding I have come to realize my nipples are agents of their own accord and they are not to be trusted - so this really did seem like a plausible option. But I came to my sense and went in for a closer look, nope - everything was good. What was that spot??? I looked in the pocket of my shirt - what the?? Chocolate?!?!

You guys - I ate a banana chocolate chip muffin and in true lady-like fashion I must have had crumbs drop on my shirt, and one such crumb was a sole chocolate chip. That little chocolate chip found a home in my pocket and thanks to the heat I naturally radiate - started to melt!

I nearly died laughing. All by myself. In my office.

So I did what anyone would naturally do - I took a picture so I could share it with you. Aren't you happy?

Moral of the story - nipples and banana muffins are never to be trusted, particularly if chocolate is involved.

Sincerely yours,

The Dirty Nip


Mo said...

Holy crap...hilarious!

Brionna said...

BAHAHAHAHA! Too funny! The bleeding nipple was a definite possibility! I love it and you!

Kendall Lawless said...

Love this post!!! You are hilarious. I totally remember those days!!!

Kelley said...

OMG this is HILARIOUS!!! Laughing so hard! Ugh. Such is the life, huh?